ohmybenedict:

songofthestarwhale:

shaitana:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theweepingangelwhofellforburgers:

sirenshadow:

jamandbees:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ohshititsgreg:

darrynek:

arms hurt? saw them off

How do I saw off the second arm

Tumblr asks the real questions

Everyone on this website is a phycopath I swear

*psychopath. Do your research.

*Sociopath. Do yours.

Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.

Are YOU my mummy?

No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

So this just happened.

modmad:

ajatusvaras:

kaiplue:

modmad:

hydraulic-wing:

hydraulic-wing:

blacklimes:

modmad:

My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

IT’S LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES.

CAN I START SHIPPING THEM NOW!??!?

…. my hand slipped?…

Oh my god.

imagine your otp

omfg it just keeps getting better when is the novel coming out do I get royalties

inkerdoodle:

frostycake:

mom….

dad….

i’m in love with a bunch of countries

the bible said adam and eve not adam and ne ne papa

an-angry-doichlander:

alfredfkirkland:

he-wants-the-doitsu:

wheelbarrow-full-of-deutschmarks:

belaroos:

alexanderthemoderatelygood:

an-angry-doichlander:

Arthur Kirkland masturbates

Arthur Jerkland

Arthur Kirkland is a dog

Arthur Barkland

arthur kirkland is a homestuck character

arthur dirkland

Aurthur Kirland is lyke so totally random!!1!!1  xD

Aurthur Quirkland

Arthur Kirkland makes a silly face

Arthur Derpland

Arthur Kirkland is a homosexual

Arthur Kirkland

cascentric:

i just have this picture in my head that if the gates of hell were closed and there were no more demons and no more evil things for sam and dean to fight they would just do pest control

littleaphheadcanons:

When Hungary entered Austria’s home, he was a bit wary of her, since he remembered how much she beat him up when they were young. But, her caring attitude charmed him and he was overjoyed that she seemed to like him as well. Their marriage was one of the most amazing periods of his life.